ok — I had a couple people request this.

As a preface to these pics, I think I should provide a little background information.

Jerry had a house party last Saturday and we were inviting as many people as possible. My old roommate / really good friend Scoo (Jason) was coming into town and we all met up at El Rodeo. So we’re sitting there, eating chips and mexican food, and we get on the topic of how crazy I get when I’m drunk. Scoo says that since he and I have never drank together before, I have to do a shot with him. I told him I’d do whatever drink he wanted as long as it was liquor. He was like “ANY shot?” I said yes. He said “You’ll do a Chilly Willy?” I said that while I had no idea what it was, I’d do it if he did.

At that point Sara started to say that if Scoo told me what it was, I wouldn’t do it (I was asking what was in it). I reassured her that I wouldn’t back out. In my defense, I have done some CRAZY things on dares. A lot of times money needs to be involved, but I’ll do just about anything. I’ve snorted sugar, eaten a clove of garlic, dried grease from a deep-fryer in a restaurant, jumped over numerous things, dove headfirst into an elevator car, etc. And those are just the things I’m willing to mention to anonymous readers!

To those of you who don’t know what a Chilly Willy is: It’s very simple. It’s a half-shot of Vodka (we used Absolut) that has been chilled in the freezer until it’s really cold. You take a straw, cut it in half, and snort the vodka up your nose! Sound painful? It definitely tickles….

When we actually *got* to Jerry’s house, Hale made his famous Kill Juice (Everclear, Sunny D, KoolAid, and other stuff). There were a few drops left in the Everclear, and I had never tried Everclear before. I took a look at the bottle, saw “95.7″ and though “Oh! 95.7 proof? that’s like Tanqueray…” and I dumped the last couple drops into my mouth.

All I gotta say is… it reminded me of that stuff the Dentist puts on your gums right before he sticks you with the novacaine needle. My mouth went numb! I looked at the bottle again and realized it said “95.7lcohol by Volume (190 proof)” :-O BIG DIFFERENCE. Wow. That’s just me though… I do dumb things now and then.

After a while we had a decent crowd, and Jay said it was time to do the Chilly Willy, so we all piled in the kitchen. I was pretty sauced at this point, so I was all about it. I ended up just snorting it straight up my nose instead of using a straw. Some of it fell out of my nose/mouth, but I definitely pulled it through my nostrils!

Hale actually took video footage, and was cool enough to pass it my way. You can download it here. It’s a 34MB .AVI file, so you’ve been warned! There’s audio AND video though…and it’s fucking hilarious.

So without further ado, the pics (me on the left, Scoo on the right):

(and no, I’m not REALLY drunk right now…I just thought that was appropriate for the mood…given the content)

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