Wow. When I used to joke about the president being a playground bully, I had no idea how dead-on I was. Check this out. What can we do about this?

From this link

Bush challenges hundreds of laws

President cites powers of his office

By Charlie Savage, Globe Staff | April 30, 2006

WASHINGTON — President Bush has quietly claimed the authority to disobey more than 750 laws enacted since he took office, asserting that he has the power to set aside any statute passed by Congress when it conflicts with his interpretation of the Constitution.

Among the laws Bush said he can ignore are military rules and regulations, affirmative-action provisions, requirements that Congress be told about immigration services problems, ”whistle-blower” protections for nuclear regulatory officials, and safeguards against political interference in federally funded research.

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Well, not really “ponies”….Ok. Brace yourselves.

WE GOT A KITTEN!

It’s a boy, six weeks and a couple days old, and its name is Frank. (alternate names were “Antonio”, “Bill”, and “Steve”…) He’s pretty damn adorable. Below are some videos of his cuteness.
Today, during lunch, we misplaced him. Mel was playing her guitar and I was uploading these videos, and I was getting ready to leave and was like “Mel? Where’s Frank?” She didn’t know. We started looking around the entire house, double and triple checking everywhere. After searching for 20 minutes, I lifted up the couch and there he was, sleeping way back underneath the couch.

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Last night, I was privy to my hot girlfriend (Melissa) and her best friend (Satya) wear pasties made out of copper. Satya had made them in her metalsmithing class earlier that day. Boy, were they glorious! Full areola coverage and then some, with faux-piercing and tassels to match!

Pictured here is me wearing a slightly lesser version of these copper nubs, made by the one and only, Dan Sanger. I was ridiculously intoxicated here, for what it’s worth. These nubs weren’t quite the 6-hour-labor caliber as those made by Satya.

“So,” you may be thinking “I’m supposed to be envious because your girlfriend and her lesbian best friend cavorted around, wearing only copper pasties and pants? WhatEVER?”

No, fucktard, that’s not all.

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