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Cultures of No

Prohibited Signs (from iStockphoto.com)We have a local pizzeria called “Joe’s Pizza.” For a while, Joe’s Pizza had a satellite establishment at our campus cafe. I believe their contract was for 1 year of service, with potential for future renewals.

In the beginning, it was great — they were very busy, sold a lot of food, and from the outside they appeared to be doing well. It seemed like a win-win situation for everyone. As an employee, I didn’t get a discount, but we could order full pies at a discounted rate.

Midway through the year, things changed. I think management changed, actually. With that change of hands came a change in culture, and not for the better. Read the rest of this entry »

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Customer Service

I’ve written about this before.

Customer Service / Customer Relations is one of the absolute most important things a business can do. When I worked as a server, it was always drilled into our minds that a happy customer tells a handful, but an unhappy customer tells a dozen or more.

I’ve got three stories here, one about good customer service and one about bad, and one that has yet to be resolved.

All three of them happened today. Read the rest of this entry »

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Response letter to an alarmist anti-caffeine organization

Stumbled across caffeineawareness.org by accident… weird site full of bizarre alarmist propaganda against the consumption of Caffeine.

For example: “Consume 5 grams and you’re DEAD, and it’s perfectly legal!” is touted in an ad on the sidebar of the website. The website also claims that caffeine is “highly addictive”, which seems hyperbolic, given how Caffeine actually works.

As I discussed previously, prolonged exposure to a significant (over 200mg) amount of Caffeine will result in an increase in the number of Adenosine receptors in your brain (this is called “upregulation”, and is your brain’s attempt at recovering homeostasis). This results in a “diminished returns” benefit of future Caffeine consumption until the brain is given a break from the chemical, and can downregulate back to normal levels. (this takes roughly 2 weeks for most people — individuals with severe Caffeinism may require longer periods, but you would have to be a serious compulsory consumer of Caffeine, 800mg or more / day, to be that bad)

Moderation is key, of course. If we view coffee as a tool, rather than a necessity, it can be a very beneficial ally. Habitual consumption of ANYTHING is generally a bad idea, and Caffeine is no exception.

Caffeine is nowhere NEAR as addictive as cigarettes, for example, or any harder addictive stimulants (Methamphetamine, Cocaine, Crack-cocaine, etc.). In fact, those harder stimulants don’t even interact with your brain in the same way that caffeine does (meth & coke tend to hammer your Dopaminergic receptors predominantly, whereas Caffeine simply prevents your Adenosine / Purinergic receptors from being used for a short while — there is some dopaminergic side-interactions with Caffeine, but it focuses largely on the Adenosine A1 / A2 receptors because of the homologous chemical structure to Adenosine.)

Here’s my response to them: Read the rest of this entry »

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Internal Inconsistencies & Suspension of Disbelief, pt. 3

In the first part, I talked about Curious George, and in part 2, The Neverending Story.

In this part, I’m going to cover one of the most popular movies from the early 90s: The Little Mermaid.

I remember seeing the Little Mermaid in the theaters. It was back when movies were released every few months, and movies stayed in the theaters for a LONG time. (Our theaters back in PA had it for well over 6 months)

I’d like to preface this post by saying that I think the movie is quite good, and that it represents a paradigm shift in Disney’s movie production — the music score, screenplay, and animation were all done phenomenally and were pretty revolutionary for their time. 

But even so… Read the rest of this entry »

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Internal Inconsistencies & Suspension of Disbelief, pt. 2

Last post I covered Curious George, this time I’m going to discuss the 1980s classic: The Neverending Story.

If you were born after 1990 or have been living under a rock, you may not be familiar with this movie, which is currently being re-made AGAIN.

The premise of the movie is simple: the main character, Bastian Balthazar Bux, is a young kid with a dead mom. He reads a lot. He’s awkward and gets picked on. He daydreams and doesn’t study math very well. He also uncovers this book, called “The Neverending Story”, and discovers that the book is aware of him reading it, and his presence is interwoven into the story in a bizarre self-referencing experiment of recursion.

Requisite Disbelief

For the most part, a movie that takes place in Fantasia, a place where every storybook character lives, you are expected to simply accept “hey, it’s totally feasible for a kid to be riding around on a flying dog-dragon.” It’s really not relevant to list them out since it’s in a fantasy world.

But even so, I find some issues that make me cringe and start boring my wife by ranting about it.

First of all, there’s the issue of distance.

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