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Response letter to an alarmist anti-caffeine organization

Stumbled across caffeineawareness.org by accident… weird site full of bizarre alarmist propaganda against the consumption of Caffeine.

For example: “Consume 5 grams and you’re DEAD, and it’s perfectly legal!” is touted in an ad on the sidebar of the website. The website also claims that caffeine is “highly addictive”, which seems hyperbolic, given how Caffeine actually works.

As I discussed previously, prolonged exposure to a significant (over 200mg) amount of Caffeine will result in an increase in the number of Adenosine receptors in your brain (this is called “upregulation”, and is your brain’s attempt at recovering homeostasis). This results in a “diminished returns” benefit of future Caffeine consumption until the brain is given a break from the chemical, and can downregulate back to normal levels. (this takes roughly 2 weeks for most people — individuals with severe Caffeinism may require longer periods, but you would have to be a serious compulsory consumer of Caffeine, 800mg or more / day, to be that bad)

Moderation is key, of course. If we view coffee as a tool, rather than a necessity, it can be a very beneficial ally. Habitual consumption of ANYTHING is generally a bad idea, and Caffeine is no exception.

Caffeine is nowhere NEAR as addictive as cigarettes, for example, or any harder addictive stimulants (Methamphetamine, Cocaine, Crack-cocaine, etc.). In fact, those harder stimulants don’t even interact with your brain in the same way that caffeine does (meth & coke tend to hammer your Dopaminergic receptors predominantly, whereas Caffeine simply prevents your Adenosine / Purinergic receptors from being used for a short while — there is some dopaminergic side-interactions with Caffeine, but it focuses largely on the Adenosine A1 / A2 receptors because of the homologous chemical structure to Adenosine.)

Here’s my response to them: Read the rest of this entry »

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Online Television

Television networks putting their shows online is all the rage right now. Some of them, such as NBC & The CW, “get it”. Others, including ABC, Fox, CBS, and many others, just FAIL, epically.

There are plenty of places where you can watch television shows online, albeit GENERALLY illegally. Surfthechannel.com, alluc.org, and hulu.com are all places that either host (in the latter, legal, case) or link to places that host (in the former two, legally murky, cases) television shows.  What makes a good online television site? Read the rest of this entry »

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Help Combat Domaineering, part II

Back again with more prosetylization, but this time the stakes are higher.

I direct you to an article written in CNN money online. It profiles a man named Kevin Hamm: businessman, self-taught low-level programmer, devout Christian, and the world’s most profitable domainer. His portfolio is currently worth approximately 300M, he makes about 70M per year in click-thru advertising, and runs the site “agoga.com”, which if you’ve ever typed a misspelled or generic url into your url bar, there’s a good chance you’ve seen it.

His latest deal? A bargain with the COUNTRY OF CAMEROON.

Cameroon owns the “.cm” top-level domain (TLD). For example: “www.widgets.cm” would be the Cameroonian equivalent of “www.widgets.us” (the United States TLD). However “www.widgets.cm” is remarkably close, in fact, only a typo away from “www.widgets.com”. Do you see where this is going?

The deal that Hamm struck up with the Cameroonian government is that every time someone goes to an unregistered “.cm” address, their servers automatically redirect the traffic to his agoga.com website. So if you type in “www.alskjlakweranleka.cm”, it should (and I believe, DOES) redirect you to agoga.com. But so would legitimate misspellings, like “www.microsoft.cm” or “www.wordpress.cm.” Cameroon gets a small cut of any profits from redirection, of course, but that’s a small price to pay given that this deal virtually registers a near-infinite amount of domains, BY DEFAULT, with Cameroon.

Hamm is also pursuing similar deals with Colombia (.co — also a .com misspelling), Nigeria and Ethiopia (.ne and .et, respectively; Both misspellings of .net). To continue my analogy from my last post: This situation is like if you had a town (with the people with sandwich signs standing around on sidewalk tiles) and if you went looking for something that no one had heard of or something where you aren’t pronouncing the name correctly, they direct you to Hamm’s sidewalk tile.

This isn’t what the Internet is about. People hoarding domains and controlling traffic in this way is an unfair, unnecessary practice that leeches from the experience. As the number of these domaining-ad-aggregates increases, there will be more junk websites, clogging up search engine results and interjecting themselves into the path to your information destination.

There was a similar recent case with some alleged spyware companies such as Zango.com, Roundads.com, etc. The case I read went like this:

  1. You install their third-party software (either in the form of a toolbar, “cool email smileys”, a cute puppy screensaver, etc.) and it runs in the background as you search the web.
  2. You go to a website, such as blockbuster.com, and decide you want to register with one of their subscription programs, so you click the link to go to the registration form.
  3. The spyware, running in the background, identifies this click and hijacks it — instead of taking you to the normal registration form for blockbuster, it takes you to the same registration form, but with the referral information crediting the spyware’s company with the referral as if you had “found” Blockbuster while looking at Advertisements placed by the Spyware company
  4. Blockbuster then sees the referrall information, and must then pay the Spyware company a sum of money, around 10-20 DOLLARS each time. And the company did NOTHING to benefit Blockbuster.
  5. See how this is a problem?

    This is the type of capitalizing and profiteering that serves only the self-interest of the person doing it, but affects us all. It’s like a Tragedy of the Commons; Everyone knows that this will eventually die out on its own, so they’re all jumping aboard as fast as possible to get a piece before it croaks.

    My clarion call to you, fair reader: Don’t load toolbars, advertisement software (and scan regularly!), and don’t click on Domaineer’ed sites! Only by ceasing to reinforce this business model can we force them to stop polluting our Internet.

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Help Combat Domaineering

The latest craze among the money-mongers and their ilk is Domaineering. Domaineering is the business of buying up many domains with specific names (such as “cellphones.com” or “eatingdisorders.com”), relying on the fact that 15% (or more!) of browsers use “Direct Navigation” (typing a search term or web address in directly) in order to get to their destination.

Imagine two people, both wanting to find information about a Nokia cellphone
Person A goes to Google and types “cellphones” and gets a list of sites.
Person B just types “cellphones” into the URL bar, and the browser automatically tries appending “.net”, “.com”, etc. until it gets a successful hit.

These domains that the domaineers purchase are used as revenue generators by having paid advertisements on them. When you go to one of these sites and click on one of their links, they get paid a stipend EVERY TIME someone clicks, anywhere from a few pennies to a few dollars!

But why is this bad?
The bottom line here is that by supporting these individuals, you’re supporting their business practice. But what’s so bad about it? They’re just entrepreneurs, right?
Sort of. There can only ever be one “cellphones.com” or “eatingdisorders.com”, which means that in order for anyone else to acquire that domain, they have to pay the current owner (if it’s already registered) a very large sum of money to get the owner to part with it. But the current owner isn’t contributing anything worthwhile to the internet at large by having these sites!

Imagine that you lived in a town where there were a bunch of businesses of all kinds: Mom and pop stores, corporate stores, chain stores, franchises, etc. Normally, when we want to locate a particular business to meet a particular need, we look in the yellow pages (google), ask friends we may have (email), or just go browsing around.

But in this fictitious town, there are people all over the streets, wearing large signs that hawk certain product lines or items. If you approach them and ask about their Nike sneakers, they’ll point you over to one of several shoe stores nearby. When you walk into the store, the store immediately pays the person on the street for the reference.

Sounds helpful, right?

Now imagine that the streets are becoming more and more crowded with people pointing other people around, because everyone wants to get a piece of this action. And the sidewalk tiles (domain names) that people are standing on is coveted — if you want to stand there, even if it’s just to stand in the shade or to stand around and talk to your friends, you have to pay them a lot of money to leave.

Are you starting to see why this is a problem?

What’s worse is that more and more people are jumping on this bandwagon, which means that more and more people are putting up useless sites with ONLY ADVERTISING LINKS!!! The CEO of MySpace has started talking about integrating more “Web 2.0″ content (social networking, aggregate news services, etc.) into these domaineering projects, which means that the wolf is just donning a different outfit. Those sites will appear useful at first, but then you’ll realize that all the sites are all sharing the same news items, the same social networking tools, etc.

I may sound like I’m being apocalyptic, but it’s already happening! Some individuals make millions of dollars a year, own HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of domain names, and contribute useful content to NONE of them. (unless you count advertisements as useful)

So what can I do?
» Use search engines. Don’t type stuff directly into the URL bar unless you are typing a URL. (i.e. type “nokia.com” not “cellphones” into your URL bar)
» If you get to one of those “ad-only” pages, don’t click on the ads. I rarely click on ads at all because they always like to popup new windows.
» Don’t participate. As much as the lure of money may attract you, the ethics of this industry are very questionable. (These people are in the same boat as Spammers and Telemarketers in my book)
» Don’t buy domains from Domainers. If you’re registering a domain, do it through a proper registrar, don’t do a domain transfer.

If you’re feeling more devious, here are some other things you could consider doing to disrupt the model a bit more (This is more for the geeky-types):
Write a script that sends a deluge of clicks through a particular ad click. “But Wait!”, you may ask “Didn’t you just say to not click on these links, because it was supporting them?”. Yes indeed I did. However many advertising Pay-per-click services get really mad when people try to drum up extra cash by falsely generating clicks. So why not help them along their way to frauding? Send 10,000 or so clicks to each ad on a given page, and do that for many different pages. As far as I know, there isn’t a law saying you aren’t allowed to click a whole bunch of times. Since you don’t directly work for the person getting paid, you aren’t really acting in conflict of interest, but I really doubt the ad people will feel comfortable paying out all that much.

Bottom line: Stop Domaineering and Cyber-Squatting

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I too hate iTunes 7

UPDATE Check this out. Instructions for reverting to iTunes 6! In the process of doing it right now!


About a month ago, I got the usual notification from iTunes that “OMG! There’s a new update available! You totally have to download it!”, but I waited.And waited.

 

And waited some more.

I should have just waited indefinitely though. I downloaded it and installed it on my computer here at work. Some of the new features intrigued me, particularly “Gapless playback” (useful for albums that have pre-made transitions and fades). That new feature with the jukebox style appearance (when it shows the cd covers and you can kind of flip through them) is a neat idea, in theory, but a resource hog. Much like Windows Vista.

Nevertheless, I finally upgraded my home PC to iTunes 7 as well, restarted my machine, and started up iTunes. Everything seemed to work right, even my iPod sync’d, so I was happy.

The thing is, after this, I was only able to get my iPod to sync one more time, EVER. For some reason, Apple changed the interfacing between iTunes 7 and older iPods — my OS recognizes it (as an “Apple USB Device”), but iTunes does not even SEE it.
I’ve scoured online forums and done web searches galore about it. I haven’t found any specific solutions (other than “Uninstall iTunes 7, Re-install iTunes 6, which DOES work.”) but I did find a lot of people complaining that iTunes 7 either broke their iPod or doesn’t mount their iPod, killed their dog, caused their marriage to fail, or made America lose the war.

What’s the deal with this? All these tech companies are dropping the ball left and right. Are they getting lazy or what? I’m definitely going to be downgrading to iTunes 6 — at least that works! Hopefully I don’t have to re-do all of the song info in the library… that would be really annoying. I’m not switching over to MS or other competitor products…yet. But if Apple keeps this up, they’re losing yet another otherwise devoted iPod consumer.

(p.s. if you were expecting a blog about my recent wedding, it’s forthcoming. I need to get some pics edited first. :)

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