The Chilly Willy

There’s a reason why statistics have shown that married men live longer lives. 

From the archives…

For those of you not familiar with a “Chilly Willy” here’s a synopsis:

Chilly Willy is also a specialty shot. Taking a 1 to 2 ounce shotglass and placing it upside down on the table, pour chilled (non-pepper) Vodka into the bottom well of the shotglass that will now be facing upwards. Close once nostril by placing your finger over it. Place other nostril over Vodka. Snort. Not for people with sensitive sinuses.

You should be envious of my homelife.

Last night, I was privy to my hot girlfriend (Melissa) and her best friend (Satya) wear pasties made out of copper. Satya had made them in her metalsmithing class earlier that day. Boy, were they glorious! Full areola coverage and then some, with faux-piercing and tassels to match!

Pictured here is me wearing a slightly lesser version of these copper nubs, made by the one and only, Dan Sanger. I was ridiculously intoxicated here, for what it’s worth. These nubs weren’t quite the 6-hour-labor caliber as those made by Satya.

So,” you may be thinking “I’m supposed to be envious because your girlfriend and her lesbian best friend cavorted around, wearing only copper pasties and pants? WhatEVER?

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2005: Best Year Ever?

Yes, I’m jumping on the year-end review bandwagon.

And yes, I just ate the remains of two tubes of cake decorating icing.

2005 has arguably been the best year of my life, ever. I really feel like this year I finally “came alive.” I have made a lot of progress defining who I am, what I’m about, and I’ve become more assertive about that. I’ve made a lot of friends, had a ridiculous amount of fun, and for the most part I’ve had a pretty consistent positive outlook on life. Continue reading

PA Trek, Part 3

Just as a quick aside, “PA Trek” is in no way a “Star Trek” reference…. more of a “Lewis & Clark trek across the country on the Oregon trail and their travel companion dies of dysentery” reference. Just wanted to make that clear.

Man….. It’s 5:41am right now. I just woke up about an hour ago. Those who know me know how strange it is for me to be waking up that early. I mean hell, the SUN isn’t even up yet! Well, the only reason I woke up was because I was having a strange dream and because I had already slept about 7.5 hours. No, no, don’t do the math in your read — I’ll just tell you. I went to bed at about 8:30ish. I don’t know the exact time my mom picked me up from John & Eric’s house, but I know it was sometime after Melon and before Kitten.

Yes, as you can probably guess, I got crunk. Totally crunk.
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Chronicles of Nunya (bidness!)

Saw the Chronicles of Narnia: Lion, Witch & Wardrobe last night. Fucking ROCKED. It was uber-faithful to the book, with some minor things added for cinematic flair. I suppose the advantage of making a feature-length movie out of a children’s book is that you don’t have to worry about cutting out characters, plot elements, our HUGE chunks of the story (a la Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, etc.). The CGI was at times obvious, but still very well done. Voice characterization was great too. A lot of the scenery and events were exactly how I remember picturing them in my head when I read it years ago in elementary school. I’m definitely excited about the next six movies in the Chronicles series.
I did make the point to The Gill (he and I joined Hale to watch it) while watching it that New Zealand should change their national motto to: “All your cinematic blockbusters are belong to us.” since it seems that every movie of this type (Lord of the Rings I, II, III, Star Wars I, II, III, etc.) gets shot down there. Must be nice! *AND* they have penguins in New Zealand. I don’t know what I’m doing still living up here in the states.

On an unrelated note, this is the second day of my “sober-weekend,” which seems to be going pretty well. Partially for monetary reasons, but also for health reasons, I am avoiding alcohol and excessive partying for this weekend. I’ve partied pretty hard the past several weekends (and a few times during the week as well) and my brain was starting to feel mushy. The Jaegermeister probably had something to do with that, but I can’t be too sure. Yesterday I saw that movie, rented Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory (pretty neat game), and just hung out here at home.

The chance to allow my body to recover a bit is definitely a nice opportunity. I swear after a night of heavy drinking, sometimes it would be difficult to tell the next day if I had completely metabolized all the alcohol or not. My state of mind when I am extremely tired is *very similar* to how I am when I’m inebriated, so that can be a little confusing. I felt I needed to give my body a rest for a few days so I can re-establish “square one” as a reference point.

Additionally, and this is somewhat more important, I wanted to see if I could do it. Like Massive Attack says about inertia: Alcoholism creeps, moving up slowly. Denial can be the worst enemy; While I honestly don’t think I have a problem, a lot of my friends have expressed concern about my drinking — albeit they think I drink a lot more than I do — nevertheless, I figured it couldn’t hurt to take a weekend off to clean up a bit. And I’ve been totally fine. I think I’m doing ok with respect to the task at hand.

I still have to finish this damned paper for my english class. This thing is turning out to be more of a pain than I had initially expected. When I saw it on the syllabus, I thought “hmm.. a paper discussing why you do or don’t like Wal-Mart, that’ll be easy!” — but it’s turned out to be a very elusive and slippery topic to really narrow down and write about. The topics I do want to rant about are generally things that are difficult to correlate explicitly, or are difficult to find sources. I don’t know that more time on this assignment would have really helped all that much — perhaps more FREE time on my part. Hence another good reason for me not to party this weekend. Get this damned thing completed.

There’s a show tonight, and while I know there won’t be any alcohol there, I think I’m going to skip it anyways so I can force myself to work on this school work. Got a chem study group for the next three days as well. My brain is going to be soooooo tired when wednesday evening finally hits, I will be all about partying. :)

By Popular Demand: The Chilly Willy

ok — I had a couple people request this.

As a preface to these pics, I think I should provide a little background information.

Jerry had a house party last Saturday and we were inviting as many people as possible. My old roommate / really good friend Scoo (Jason) was coming into town and we all met up at El Rodeo. So we’re sitting there, eating chips and mexican food, and we get on the topic of how crazy I get when I’m drunk. Scoo says that since he and I have never drank together before, I have to do a shot with him. I told him I’d do whatever drink he wanted as long as it was liquor. He was like “ANY shot?” I said yes. He said “You’ll do a Chilly Willy?” I said that while I had no idea what it was, I’d do it if he did.
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