Posts Tagged Drunk & Disorderly

By Popular Demand: The Chilly Willy

ok — I had a couple people request this.

As a preface to these pics, I think I should provide a little background information.

Jerry had a house party last Saturday and we were inviting as many people as possible. My old roommate / really good friend Scoo (Jason) was coming into town and we all met up at El Rodeo. So we’re sitting there, eating chips and mexican food, and we get on the topic of how crazy I get when I’m drunk. Scoo says that since he and I have never drank together before, I have to do a shot with him. I told him I’d do whatever drink he wanted as long as it was liquor. He was like “ANY shot?” I said yes. He said “You’ll do a Chilly Willy?” I said that while I had no idea what it was, I’d do it if he did.
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The Life & Times of Mortimer J. Sampson

Ahhh… just a little hung over today, kids. Two nights of “celebrating” in a row! My hearing is a little sensitive and the hood on my dark blue Independent Truck Co. hoodie is pulled over my ears to take some of the edge off this music. I suppose I could just turn it down…. but I’d rather be able to hear it. I’m so finicky. I’ve got some VICIOUS hunger right now — I’m about ready to eat some rice or whatever else I can scavenge in my kitchen.

Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving
Wednesday was fucking awesome. After work I came home, packed up some things, got a little hotness’d up, then left for Dayton. If I remember correctly I was wearing that old steel-ball choker (steel-ball beads — popular in the 1990s), my X-2 jeans (the ones with the tear, more on that in a minute), and this dark brown sweater with vertical ribs… I think it’s from the Gap? Oh, and of course, my mismatched socks, Doc Martens, black stylin’ kikwear Jacket (also from the late 90s) and brown leather watch. Oh, and a charcoal grey scarf, which is now MIA.
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Recap of an evening of halloween, alcohol, and the Ultimate Warrior

Ok — in advance, I apologize if I don’t remember anything. My memory is normally really good about the sequence of events and details, even when intoxicated. But I’m mostly human, so… you know.

I walked over to Jess & Neal’s somewhere around 10 pm I think. It might have been earlier, it’s hard to say. It was “dark” at least, and the moon had risen. As I approached the house, I saw a girl wearing a hat crossing the street. She was kind of stepping precariously because of the heels she was wearing. She looked like a little harlet so I immediately knew it was Jess. I called out “Jess!” and she was like “Aaron?” and she ran up and we hugged. It was awesome. I saw Rachel and Stacy. We all ran out to make a B-double E, double R-U-N, beerrun.
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