This Video is Full of Win

Some of you may remember the game “Super Mario World” for the Super Nintendo, way back in the 1990′s. (If you don’t, and you own a Wii, you can download it for ~700 Wii points on the Wii Shopping channel! I recommend, it’s a fun game. :) )

Anyways — there are some people that have created custom levels for it, using their computers. One of the inevitable consequences was the creation of some levels that required absolutely no player interaction at all; The player is moved through the level using the game’s physics engine. While that may sound boring, it is quite entertaining to watch. Sort of like those old Rube Goldberg machines.

This video that I found today (on Boingboing, I think…) takes that automation to the next level. Not only does it do a PHENOMENAL amount of zero-player-interaction automation, but the creators have synchronized it with some fast-paced foreign electronic music. You have to see it to believe it.

Food Service [From the Archives]

My “Day I Left Pennsylvania” led me to some archived website posts (before blogs were invented) I had written many years ago. I’m re-posting them now. Bear in mind that most of the content in this series is over 5 years old. I have left the content more or less intact. I have removed some links and added some others — but that’s it. Enjoy!


In case you haven’t read my AboutMe section (and you should, immediately!) I currently work as a server in a local restaurant. I’ve been in food-service on-and-off for about 5 years now. I’ve held other jobs in between (free-lance graphic designer, computer technician, general laborer, successful international gigolo, and Hot Topic employee), but food service seems to be a job I come up with frequently. I have a feeling it’s due to the lack of professional positions in the mid-west, particularly those available for college students, but I can’t be sure.

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The day I left Pennsylvania

Me, September 1999It was a warm day, late summer, in the early evening. The sun was out, deep in the sky, and I had just finished packing. I had my plane ticket for Allentown (ABE) to Dayton (DAY), with return trip two weeks later, in a hip bag. I had a few sets of clothing, some CDs, a framed photo I had taken earlier that year, and a few random bits of paraphernalia; nothing particularly notable.

I had just finished applying beeswax to my hair to really spike it out; it was bleached blonde and cut to be choppy and a little long in the front. They weren’t quite bangs, but there was enough to tie off into Anime-style spike-bangs.  I wore my dark brown Kikwear jeans with 42″ leg-openings, my blue/white/silver Airwalks (the later “clodhopper” style), a white t-shirt with DeNiro from taxi driver front-and-center, and my black Kikwear jacket that I thought looked rather dashing with its shiny metal zipper.

I had my mom take a photo (pictured right); It wasn’t that I thought I might not be coming back, I just felt like that was a moment that I wanted to have captured on film.

In retrospect, I may not have known it, but my decision to get onto that plane was probably the most life-changing choice I had made up to that point. Continue reading

Tagging Up the Classics

Although I’ve maintained a website for about 10 years now, I only recently started blogging (2005, IIRC). I began blogging on Myspace. Although the Myspace blog software was really only a quasi-blog (it’s really more of an online journal, like LiveJournal, than a blog), it was a lot easier to promote since it was tied into my profile and people could subscribe through their Myspace profiles. 

But I digress.

When I finally ported it over to WordPress (on the wise advice of my wifey), many of the posts were simply tossed rather haphazardly into the MySQL database. They were, of course, thrown into the all-inclusive “Everything Else” category, but that’s it. 

On top of that, the earlier versions of WordPress didn’t natively support “Tags”, only categories, so the majority of my posts (95% of them, I’d guess) were tagless. And I’m all about some tags.

A week or so ago, I decided it was time to organize them properly, tags and all. Some of the posts I had to re-read in order to figure out how to correctly tag them. Initially, the tags were boring “family”, “economics”, “chemistry”. But as I progressed, the tag naming got a little more creative: “Science, bitches!”, “OMG TEH DRAMA!!!”, “Egregious Use of the F-Word”, and the ever popular “Ass-hats”.

If you’re curious, have some time to euthanize, or are drunk, you may find entertainment in the posts associated with the following selection of tags. I’ll let you see if you can figure out what the commonality is for a few of them. (List is a limited selection of tags arbitrarily chosen for colorfulness — the full cloud of tags is in the right bar, below my Amazon widget).

Without further ado, in alphabetical order, I give you:

The Chilly Willy

There’s a reason why statistics have shown that married men live longer lives. 

From the archives…

For those of you not familiar with a “Chilly Willy” here’s a synopsis:

Chilly Willy is also a specialty shot. Taking a 1 to 2 ounce shotglass and placing it upside down on the table, pour chilled (non-pepper) Vodka into the bottom well of the shotglass that will now be facing upwards. Close once nostril by placing your finger over it. Place other nostril over Vodka. Snort. Not for people with sensitive sinuses.