The current assignment I have for my PHP class is to create a web-version of the children’s game, “Rock Paper Scissors”. As part of the description for the assignment, the instructor mentioned the World RPS website. Yes, “World RPS” as in: “The International Organization for Rock/Paper/Scissors Championships.” I’m totally serious.

At first, I thought it was funny. You know, a bunch of people getting together and having a good time. Probably drinking alcohol, cheering their favorite player on, etc. Then I found their “Gambit Plays” and “Advanced RPS” links. (Not hard to find, they’re on the left-nav of the home page) Gambit Plays illustrates the “8 great gambit plays”. Let me provide you with a choice sample and then explain why this bothers me:

[Picture, illustrating: "Rock, Paper, Paper", entitled "Fistful of Dollars". The caption reads: "This gambit is still arguably one of the great surprise offensive moves"] This move took the 1967 RPS World Championships by surprise and is arguably still one of the great surprise offensive moves. The rapid switch from offensive to defensive play can force an opponent into a vulnerable spot.

There are 8 others of a similar nature. The problem I have with this is that Rock,Paper,Scissors does not inherently HAVE a strategy. There is no implicitly dominant strategy. Picking “Rock” is the same as picking “Paper” is the same as picking “Scissors”. Each choice trumps one other and loses to one other. They are all equal. Furthermore, the page attempts to personify the individual choices with psychological traits:

Use of rock as an opening move is seen by many players to be a sign of aggression. Rock also happens to be the most effortless of the throws and fast reactions are never required to employ it with success. By careful examination of the options and atmosphere of play, a well-placed rock will crush a carelessly thrown pair of scissors every time.

Let’s imagine, for a moment, that instead of throwing a “rock”, “paper”, or “scissors”, you’re throwing a letter: “A, B, C”. A beats B, which beats C, which beats A. Same relationship. Dig? Now, in that light, is ANY ONE or ANY SEQUENCE of throws ANY DIFFERENT than another? If I throw “A” is that a more aggressive play than throwing “B”? And if so, how? There’s no more risk involved in throwing “A” than there is in throwing “B” or “C”. I have nothing to gain or lose by choosing one over another. The same goes for RPS. If I throw “Rock,” that’s inherently no different than throwing Paper or Scissors. In fact, the best strategy to have is to have no strategy at all! Seriously! Think of it like this: There are three choices. Any given choice you choose is a 33% chance of losing and a 66% chance of not-losing (either a win or a tie). The only way you can disadvantage yourself is by playing with a system because your opponent might be able to predict your next move. If you play TRULY RANDOMLY (which is harder than it sounds) you will win 1/3 of the time (and lose and tie 1/3 of the time). Rock, Paper, Scissors is no different than if you each picked Heads or Tails and simultaneously flipped coins. Both heads or both tails means victory for one player, a mix of heads and tails or tails and heads means a tie. (Technically speaking, the odds of winning are now reduced to 25%, but the odds of tying are raised to 50%, so its comparable)

Adding a Fourth

RPS is not really a true game of strategy. But how do you make it one? Force the players to make strategic or economical decisions. Take some REAL risk. For example, by simply adding in a fourth symbol. We’ll call it, for the sake of example, “Tofu.” (Please feel free to come up with a better name) The new matrix looks like this (the cell value shows the victor for any given matchup):

The first thing you’ll notice is that Rock now beats paper (as I’ve always thought it should. Ever heard of a paper-weight?). The new contender, tofu, only beats rock, and loses to everything else. See the difference in strategy now? Rock beats 2/3 of the things thrown against it. All the other choices only beat 1/3 of the opposing choices. But the essential difference here is that Rock and Tofu balance each other. Rock may seem like a dominant strategy because it beats 50% of the opposition. But if the other player plays “Tofu” then the Rock player loses. The opponent is also aware of this dynamic. Playing “Rock” is now requires more decision making, and playing “Rock, Rock, Rock” (the “Avalanche” gambit from worldrps) is now most definitely a Gambit! A game would probably go something like this:

While the metagaming here may look like real RPS, the important difference is one of statistics. You cannot just randomly throw one of the four and expect to win the same amount as your opponent. It *forces* you to consider what your opponent is doing instead of just blindly throwing whatever (Blindly throwing random hands will cause you to lose 50% of the time, tie 25% of the time, and win 25% of the time.)

I do want to say that I don’t mean this to be  knocking on the RPS champs at all — I’m sure the championships are a whole lot of fun, exciting, and a good time. I’m merely saying the the game is, in itself, not a strategy game, ergo there are no “gambits”.